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National Front councilor fined for destroying massive condom

September 6th, 2010

A town councilor and member of the National Front has been found guilty by a court in Versailles of destroying a giant condom that was erected in the centre of Taverny (Val-d’Oise).  The councilor, Alexandre Simonnot, complained that “This is a parody of justice - I was removing an obscenity.”  He has been fined a total of 9,000 euros.

Strikes, strikes, and more strikes

September 6th, 2010

This week sees the French Trades Unions mobilised for a whole series of strikes including the education and transport sectors. Teachers are protesting about the number of untrained staff (too many) and the number of trained staff (too few).  everyone is protesting ab0ut the proposed reform of old age pensions in France, and legal retirement age.  The school strike was set for Monday and Tuesday, although so far it seems to be having limited support. The transport strikes are set for Tuesday.  Unions are threatening many more such strikes in the coming weeks to protest against the policies of the government.

Back to school - “our annual report was bad” says education chief

September 2nd, 2010

The head of education in the Alpes Maritimes and the Var has admitted that the education service performed badly last year.   The Rector is appointed by Central government to manage the local education, and he has stated that “all the dials on our dashboard were in the red at the end of last year”.  Among the major concerns are: number of children leaving education with no qualifications (1500); number of children under-achieving; and ratio of teachers to pupils.  He was pressed hard on the topic of absences of teachers - some teachers can be absent for up to three weeks before any replacement is used, and this is a major point of contention from parents. “We are bringing that down to two weeks, and we are recruiting more teachers to improve the ratios. We are building up a team of supply teachers. We are going to give each child two hours of individual coaching, either to help them with subjects they can’t manage, or to help them dig deeper”.

“Carla Bruni is a prostitute”, says Iran

August 31st, 2010

Iran has reacted angrily to the support shown by France’s first lady, Carla Bruni, for an Iranian woman who has been sentenced to death by stoning.  The newspaper Kayhan, whose editor-in-chief is appointed by Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wrote an article criticising Ms Bruni for her very past adultery with numerous celebrities.  A few months before marrying M Sarkozt, Ms Bruni stated in Paris Match that she did not believe in monogamy.  The Iranian woman, Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, has been found guilty of adultery with two men, and of complicity in the murder of her husband.  She has already received 99 lashes, and has been sentenced to death by stoning, although this punishment is now subject to judicial review.

Paul Allen sues Apple, Google, YouTube, Facebook and ebay

August 30th, 2010

Depardieu on Binoche - she’s a non-entity!

August 27th, 2010

Gerard Depardieu, probably the most famous actor in French cinema, has issued an extraordinary outburst criticising one of France’s most famous actresses,  Juliette Binoche.  Depardieu was talking to an Austrian magazine, “Profil”.  “Tell me what is the secret of Juliette Binoche.  I wonder why she’s been so well respected for so many years.  She’s got nothing! Nothing at all!… She’s a non-entity.  Isabelle Adjani is great, even if she’s off her rocker. Or Fanny Ardant: she has grandeur, extremely impressive. But Binoche? What has she ever had going for her?”.  Commentators are noting that Depardieu has never won an oscar, while Binoche has one for “The English Patient”.  Binoche has made no comment.

Godard to receive lifetime achievement oscar

August 26th, 2010

The Academy Awards  Oscars ceremony in November will include a special prize for French director Jean-Luc Godard.  One of the leading figures of the “Nouvelle Vague”, Godard has been prominent at Cannes over the years. His most famous film is “A Bout de Souffle”, and as his career developed his films became increasingly obscure and abstract.  In May of this year he brought his latest piece “Film Socialisme” to the festival.

France to drain Mont Blanc lake

August 25th, 2010

the French government has decided to drain a lake that has formed under a glacier on Mont Blanc.  The lake, containing 65 000 cubic metres of water, was discovered during routine checks last month.  If not drained, it could escape and flood the St Gervais valley nearby.   The last time this happened was in 1892, and 175 people were killed.  The lake may have been caused by warming temperatures melting the ice in the glacier, although the fact that the water is trapped is caused by a recent cold snap that has blocked drainage.

The Pope criticises French government’s Roma expulsions

August 23rd, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI, after his weekly Angelus prayer on Sunday, spoke to a group of pilgrims from Paris. Without referencing the Roma deportations directly, he invited them to educate children in tolerance and to welcome people of all origins. The Vatican directly criticised France’s crackdown on Friday. “One cannot generalise and take an entire group of people and kick them out,” said Agostino Marchetto, secretary of the Vatican’s Pastoral Care of Migrants and Itinerant People commission.

Six gardeners sacked at Palais Beckham

August 20th, 2010

In line with the worldwide belt-tightening, David and Victoria Beckham have sacked 14 of their worldwide staff from the original total of around fifty.  In Bargemon, in the Var, six of their seven gardeners have been laid off, leaving one poor guy to manage 100 hectares.  Worth around 115 Million euros, the couple are said to feel that it is “not right” to be seen to be overspending on servants at this time.